Admittedly, NFTs are not as bad as that time the WWF ended up funding mercenaries to rape, torture and kill suspected poachers. Whoops!
We have a new CD out too!
Pavel Durov is delighted to share that he can finally pay back the guys who put money into the Telegram ICO, and that he will continue to enjoy the use of his limbs.
News from before the Fall.
My “not buying cryptos to launder money” shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
And Investopedia are spammers, and you should remove any links to their site.
Zack Voell from CoinDesk fights the good fight to destroy the crypto markets, and do Buttcoin — and North Korea — proud.
Crypto Fools’ Day is, of course, January 9. In cryptocurrency, every day is January 9.