Amy and David’s sure-fire* analyst predictions on crypto for 2024!
2023 was the year of Sam Bankman-Fried! Just not in the way he was hoping.
Tag: michael saylor
News: Failed football sponsorships, Hetzner v. Ethereum, Saylor’s DC tax, Crypto.com forgets AUD$10m
Come and see me in Nashville!
News: Starbucks NFTs, Reddit karma points on the blockchain, Saylor fired, Telegram ICO slight return
“I couldn’t stand to market to such a deranged group of individuals and the toxic web3 workplace.”
News: Stopping ransomware, China hates miners, Ecuador CBDC history, NFTs still too hard to buy
Things happened that aren’t in El Salvador!
News: Coinbase key holders leave, Ethereum 2.0 slashing, Libra may not become Diem, regulatory clarity in France
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
News: stupid DeFi tricks, Tether doesn’t have the documents for NYAG, Craig Wright loses again
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
