2021 in crypto and blockchain: your 100% reliable guide to the future
Crypto: “Take us seriously!”
FinCEN, Treasury: “Sure!”
Crypto: “No, not like that,”
Tag: defi
News: KodakCoin is dead, XRP RIP, US on stablecoins, seasteading fails again
I get my crypto market insights by watching the remote-viewing guy draw pictures of his psychic impressions on YouTube.
News: Coinbase key holders leave, Ethereum 2.0 slashing, Libra may not become Diem, regulatory clarity in France
“If the business channel you watch leads its forex ticker with buttcoin price, you should switch the channel.”
News: DeFi pickled, Binance sues Forbes, crypto Ponzi via underwater scooter
I have been scammed 6 months ago. Now someone is calling me from BTC REFUND DEPARTMENT. He said that I have under my name the bitcoins that have been scammed. Is this a scam?
News: the collapse of Cred, Binance’s cunning plan, new US regulators, Bitcoin miners run out of cash
I ask one thing of you — please review Libra Shrugged!
News: Filecoin, CoinDesk, money-laundering busts, Libra barred until 2023, BitMEX and Roko’s Basilisk
Filecoin: Must die, bye bye, bye bye.
News: stupid DeFi tricks, Tether doesn’t have the documents for NYAG, Craig Wright loses again
“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”
News: DeFi in full mania, Australian Senate fintech report, Bank of England on Libra, Care Bears on the blockchain
HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.
News: A fool and his money are soon decentralised, Kodak rides again, Ledger data breach, $100k Bitcoin
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.