caitlin long – Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Crypto is going back: Ethereum front-runner charged, Coinbase looking to re-enact 2022 crash, Uniswap responds to SEC, the not-Telegram Open Network, Wyoming

27th May 202429th May 2024 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

Maybe Coinbase can be the next stupid CeFi firm.

So much for Wyoming blockchain regulatory capture — the Fed blocks Custodia Bank

9th April 20239th April 2023 - by David Gerard - 8 Comments.

Goodbye to Caitlin Long’s dreams — and the clown car they rode in on.

Crypto collapse: SEC tightening crypto custody rules, why you can’t cash out your BUSD, Binance and Catherine Coley, SEC charges Terra-Luna

18th February 202318th March 2023 - by David Gerard - 13 Comments.

No, no, not Groundskeeper Willie.

News: Royal Mint NFT, Europe requires crypto transaction traceability, VCs drop the “.eth”

5th April 20226th April 2022 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Original art, do not steal.

News: stupid DeFi tricks, Tether doesn’t have the documents for NYAG, Craig Wright loses again

21st September 20203rd January 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“I’m going to put a lot of money into three card monte. Everyone I watch who plays it wins: it’s a sure bet.”