Certainly, sir! We accept PayPal, who are totally into your, uh, bot-coins. Yes, PayPal. Use them there. PayPal’s on our website, you definitely don’t need to come here in person ever again.
HOW TO DESTROY ETHEREUM: use it for something. This cripples it every time.
POLICE TO BLACKMAILER: Let’s meet in person, so we can hand you the untraceable cryptocurrency in full view of a surveillance camera.
And Bitcoin nearly hits $100,000! … for a very brief time.
Be less Brenda.
Other people’s personal data requires controls as strong as the controls on other people’s money.
My “not buying cryptos to launder money” shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
A response to Nic Carter’s “The Last Word on Bitcoin’s Energy Consumption” (CoinDesk, 19 May 2020), by Michael Reece Purson.
“Craig Steven Wright is a liar and a fraud. He doesn’t have the keys used to sign this message.”
Zack Voell from CoinDesk fights the good fight to destroy the crypto markets, and do Buttcoin — and North Korea — proud.