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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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News: no crypto banking in India, SEC, Texas treats stablecoins as money transmission, cross-EU crypto rules, Bitmain CEOs step down, Tron is nonsense, Girlfriend on the Blockchain

12th January 201913th January 2019 - by David Gerard - 2 Comments.

Girlfriend on the blockchain, I know it’s serious.

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KodakOne claims ONE MILLION DOLLARS of … hypothetical copyright-trolling income

11th January 201915th January 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Not answered: just how KodakOne’s “artificial intelligence” is supposed to automatically divine the correct email address to send a notice concerning any random web page.

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News: Georgia state senator jailed over Bitcoin miners, Bitmain CEOs, stablecoin money laundering, FCA, Kleiman v. Wright, Deltec and Tether, notes from the crash

2nd January 20192nd January 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“In reality, ‘blockchain’ has always just been an attempt to ride crypto’s cool factor. So if coins crash, people stop caring about blockchain.”

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The Telegram ICO’s TON blockchain has questionable security, and will probably centralise

29th December 201818th April 2019 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

I’m pretty sure Nikolai Durov is confident nobody could outsmart him here — he’s thought about it really hard, after all. But what happens when someone comes at the Telegram Open Network with a hammer?

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News: Bitmain fires half its employees and all of Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Private exploit, Kleiman v. Wright proceeds

28th December 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Exchanges don’t go insolvent, they just repeatedly discover they need to do better KYC.”

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News: Brave browser’s opt-out “fundraising” for third parties, fallout from the Bitcoin and Ether price crash, Tether margin trading, UK tax guidance

23rd December 201824th December 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

NUMBER GO UP, December 2017 — “a much bigger run coming in 2018”
NUMBER GO DOWN, December 2018 — actually it’s about the technology, OK,

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News: Augur election bet, Po.et cuts staff, BCTerminal sues The Block, Razer Silver cryptominer scam

17th December 201827th December 2018 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

Finally — Blockchain comes to the Apple II!

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The ‘Bart’ — sudden hundreds-of-Bitcoin pumps or dumps, to burn the margin traders

17th December 201823rd March 2021 - by David Gerard - 5 Comments.

Finance journalists need to stop treating crypto as an efficient market that responds to concerns. It’s a thinly-traded unregulated playground for whales, out to wreck the margin traders.

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No, Nick Szabo wasn’t Satoshi Nakamoto in 2014 either

16th December 201812th February 2023 - by David Gerard - 6 Comments.

I’m writing an albatross of a book review. The book fingers Szabo as the most likely candidate for Satoshi Nakamoto. So I thought I’d share my pain.

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News: Crypto Visa issuer fined by Gibraltar, ICOpocalypse, US Congress, BitMEX, EOS, OmiseGo, Laurie Penny

12th December 201812th December 2018 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

And the week’s opinion pieces — some sane and lucid … some not so much.

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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