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Trump starts a presidential shitcoin
This was commissioned by a US magazine, but legal weren’t entirely happy — so it was spiked. I got a kill fee and I’m free to reuse the piece. Please enjoy. (The editor took out “ephebophiles”; I’ve restored it for this edition.) I normally avoid coarse language in the blockchain …