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Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain

Blockchain and cryptocurrency news and analysis by David Gerard

  • About the author
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain: The Book
  • Book extras
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • Dogecoin
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20
  • Index
  • Libra Shrugged: How Facebook Tried to Take Over the Money
  • My cryptocurrency and blockchain commentary and writing for others
  • Press coverage: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain
  • Press coverage: Libra Shrugged
  • Table of Contents
  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
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David Marcus responds to nations’ concerns about Facebook’s Libra — with shallow platitudes

17th September 201917th September 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

What are some of the ways things could go bad if Libra gets huge — even given Marcus’ responses?

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Andreas Hedqvist: Libra Path to Approval — a quick overview for crypto believers

15th September 201915th September 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

One for crypto fans, but surprisingly good for a Kindle Unlimited quickie.

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Chris Burniske, Jack Tatar: Cryptoassets — telling retirees to buy into the Bitcoin bubble in October 2017

14th September 201922nd July 2021 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Burniske and Tatar published this book in the throes of a manic asset bubble, explicitly encouraging naive retail investors — retirees — to throw their savings into the bubble. Let’s see how it’s aged.

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France shuns Facebook’s Libra. How was Libra stupid enough to end up here?

12th September 201913th September 2019 - by David Gerard - 3 Comments.

When you take dumb ideas, but you put some serious real-world power behind them … they’re still dumb ideas.

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Switzerland’s guidance on stablecoins — what it means for Facebook’s Libra

11th September 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

FINMA published their guidance on stablecoins today — answering a request from Libra, but covering the stablecoin area more broadly.

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Your questions about Facebook Libra — as best as we can answer them as yet

10th September 201911th September 2019 - by David Gerard - 4 Comments.

I asked some crypto contacts what questions normal people have been asking them about Facebook’s whacky crypto-Bitcoiny thing — and any questions they had themselves.

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News: Tether clogs Ethereum, Quadriga venue move, KodakOne sends copyright-trolling email, Telegram TON proceeding, no official Chinese stablecoin, Lightning in decline, don’t be your own bank

2nd September 20193rd September 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

Ethereum is the World Computer! As long as you don’t try to use it for any sort of real application.

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Wright loses big to Kleiman — judge rules Kleiman estate owns half the Satoshi stash

28th August 201914th September 2019 - by David Gerard - 1 Comment

“Dr. Wright’s story not only was not supported by other evidence in the record, it defies common sense and real-life experience.”

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News: Craig Wright loses big to Kleiman, tokens from SAFTs are securities, Patrick Byrne, IOTA again

27th August 201930th September 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

BITCOIN IS IMMUNE TO GOVERNMENT CONFISCATION! Except if you’re in real life.

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New York v. Bitfinex — “Fundamentally, Respondents misperceive the respective roles of the Attorney General and the Court.”

21st August 201922nd August 2019 - by David Gerard - Leave a Comment

“Respondents’ contention that this proceeding should be dismissed because Petitioner failed to properly serve the April 24 Order is meritless.” This correctly translates as “don’t waste my time.”

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Table of Contents

  • The conspiracy theory economics of Bitcoin
  • Dogecoin
  • Buterin’s quantum quest
  • ICOs: magic beans and bubble machines
  • Ethereum smart contracts in practice
  • The DAO: the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code
  • Business bafflegab, but on the Blockchain
  • Imogen Heap: “Tiny Human”. Total sales: $133.20

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