{"id":21,"date":"2007-03-12T21:32:37","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T21:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/2007\/03\/12\/unnews-updates\/"},"modified":"2007-05-01T17:54:47","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T17:54:47","slug":"unnews-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/2007\/03\/12\/unnews-updates\/","title":{"rendered":"UnNews updates."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/UnNews:Main_Page\">UnNews<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/UnNews:%28RED%29_campaign_announces_first-year_results\">(RED) campaign announces first-year results<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/UnNews:IKEA_chief_optimistic_on_North_Korea_visit\">IKEA chief optimistic on North Korea visit<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/UnNews:A_nice_cup_of_tea_and_a_sit_down_proven_to_cure_all_human_ills\">A nice cup of tea and a sit down proven to cure all human ills<\/a>. You can guess what photo I put with this one.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/\">Uncyclopedia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Image:Ajax-keithp.jpg\">Ajax-keithp.jpg<\/a>: <em>&quot;Dawes knows about the X server?!&quot; &quot;Of course, Ajax. I helped him build it.&quot;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Ayn_Landers\">Ayn Landers<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Asshole_Personality_Disorder\">Asshole Personality Disorder<\/a>. I eagerly await DSM-V.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Inspirations welcome. I&#39;m still not sure what to do with <em>&quot;Britney &#39;addicted to rehab&#39;&quot;<\/em> or indeed most of <a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/User:David_Gerard\/Ideas\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UnNews: (RED) campaign announces first-year results IKEA chief optimistic on North Korea visit A nice cup of tea and a sit down proven to cure all human ills. You can guess what photo I put with this one. Uncyclopedia: Ajax-keithp.jpg: &quot;Dawes knows about the X server?!&quot; &quot;Of course, Ajax. I helped him build it.&quot; Ayn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/2007\/03\/12\/unnews-updates\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;UnNews updates.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncyclopedia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4FmVR-l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}