{"id":128,"date":"2008-11-15T21:28:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-15T21:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/?p=128"},"modified":"2008-11-15T21:29:37","modified_gmt":"2008-11-15T21:29:37","slug":"to-unsubscribe-from-this-list-pick-up-the-phone-and-shout-stop-following-me-to-the-dial-tone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/2008\/11\/15\/to-unsubscribe-from-this-list-pick-up-the-phone-and-shout-stop-following-me-to-the-dial-tone\/","title":{"rendered":"To unsubscribe from this list, pick up the phone and shout &#8220;STOP FOLLOWING ME!&#8221; to the dial tone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;ve made it when you get onto the <i>special<\/i> mailing list that includes the FBI, CIA and White House. (The place, not the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neox.co.uk\/whitehouse\/\">band<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p align=center><a href=\"http:\/\/reddragdiva.livejournal.com\/2008\/11\/15\/\">DANGER!<br \/>Clicking here may induce<br \/>bleeding from the eyes.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;ve made it when you get onto the special mailing list that includes the FBI, CIA and White House. (The place, not the band.) DANGER!Clicking here may inducebleeding from the eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wiki"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4FmVR-24","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}