{"id":2117,"date":"2017-11-12T23:18:12","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T23:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2017-11-12T23:19:18","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T23:19:18","slug":"bjorkcoin-expanded-impolite-ranty-version-contains-salty-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/2017\/11\/12\/bjorkcoin-expanded-impolite-ranty-version-contains-salty-language\/","title":{"rendered":"Bj\u00f6rkcoin, expanded: impolite ranty version (contains salty language)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By reader request, I took my post about the <a href=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/2017\/11\/07\/bjorkcoin-whats-behind-bjorks-cryptocurrency-album-project\/\">Bj\u00f6rk cryptocurrency project<\/a> and put an <a href=\"https:\/\/rocknerd.co.uk\/2017\/11\/12\/bjorkcoin-bjorks-cryptocurrency-album-project-dissected-impolite-ranty-version\/\">expanded and more subjective writeup<\/a>, from 1800 words to 3000, detailing just what I was thinking while going through this collapse board cascade of slapstick incompetence, up on my music blog, Rocknerd. Contains occasional salty language, and also the phrase &#8220;whacking the keyboard with dildos until they\u2019d churned out some exemplary PHP.&#8221;<\/p>\n<br><br><div align=\"center\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/bePatron?u=8420236\"><img src=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/become_a_patron_button.svg\" alt=\"Become a Patron!\" title=\"Become a Patron!\" width=217 height=51><\/a><br><p style=\"align:center;\" class=\"patreon-badge\"><i>Your subscriptions keep this site going. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/bePatron?u=8420236\">Sign up today!<\/a><\/i><\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The long version of the Bj\u00f6rk post is up over at Rocknerd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[220,24],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-bjork","tag-rocknerd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2120,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions\/2120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}