{"id":12340,"date":"2019-03-17T21:30:56","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T21:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/?p=12340"},"modified":"2019-03-17T21:30:56","modified_gmt":"2019-03-17T21:30:56","slug":"someone-said-buttcoin-we-can-all-go-home-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/2019\/03\/17\/someone-said-buttcoin-we-can-all-go-home-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone said &#8220;buttcoin,&#8221; we can all go home now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/2019\/03\/17\/someone-said-buttcoin-we-can-all-go-home-now\/somebody-said-buttcoin\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-12341\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12341\" src=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/somebody-said-buttcoin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/somebody-said-buttcoin.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/somebody-said-buttcoin-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/somebody-said-buttcoin-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/forums.somethingawful.com\/showthread.php?threadid=3878587&amp;pagenumber=119&amp;perpage=40#post493420806\">Found<\/a> by SomethingAwful user &#8220;empty whippet box&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I was just in jail for ten days and this was in the criminal legal newsletter and i tore it out and brought it home so i could post it here, you are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have yall know that seeing that was the first time I actually laughed in several days in there, and I was bursting at the seams to come post it, so I totally understand.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Someone on \/r\/buttcoin found <a href=\"https:\/\/www.prisonlegalnews.org\/private_media\/issues\/02PLN19.final-web.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">the original PDF<\/a> of the February 2019 issue of Prison Legal News, which renders the ad in full colour on page 23.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><small><i> For ten years, you have been asking: Has anyone said Buttcoin yet? This is Buttcoin speaking. I am the coin who loves his life. I am the coin who does not sacrifice his comedy gold or his non-nude pictures. I am the coin who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to<\/i><\/small><\/p>\n<br><br><div align=\"center\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/bePatron?u=8420236\"><img src=\"https:\/\/davidgerard.co.uk\/blockchain\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/become_a_patron_button.svg\" alt=\"Become a Patron!\" title=\"Become a Patron!\" width=217 height=51><\/a><br><p style=\"align:center;\" class=\"patreon-badge\"><i>Your subscriptions keep this site going. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/bePatron?u=8420236\">Sign up today!<\/a><\/i><\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For ten years, you have been asking: Has anyone said Buttcoin yet? 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