[KATIE MONSTER:]
\nThe internet is really really great<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN MONSTER:]
\nFor scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nHuh?
\nThere’s always some new site<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI browse all day and night<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nIt’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nBitcoin!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nThe internet is for scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nBITCOIN!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nThe internet is for scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nWhat are you doing!?<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nWhy you think the net was born?
\nScams scams scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nBiiiiiitcoin!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nOh! Hello, Kate Monster<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nYou are ruining my song<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nOh, me sorry, me no mean to<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nWell, if you wouldn’t mind, please
\nBeing quiet for a minute so I can finish?<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nMe no talkie<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nGood
\nI’m glad we have this new technology<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nWhich gives us untold opportunity<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor sca\u2014
\nOops, sorry<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nRight from you own desktop<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor\u2014<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nYou can research, browse and shop
\nUntil you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nFor scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nBITCOIN!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nNoooo<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nBITCOIN<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nMe up all night sending my coins to scams, scams, scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nThat’s gross! You’re a sucker!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nAh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nNo, really, you’re a sucker
\nNormal people don’t sit at home and sign up
\nTo scams on the internet<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nOhhhh?<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nWhat?!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nYou have no idea
\nReady, normal people?<\/p>\n
[BRIAN]
\nReady!<\/p>\n
[GARY]
\nReady!<\/p>\n
[ROD]
\nReady!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nLemme hear it!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[PRINCETON:]
\nSorry, Kate<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[PRINCETON:]
\nI speculate!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nAll these boys will send their coins
\nFor scams, scams, scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nThe internet is not for scams!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nScams, scams\u2014<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nHold on a second!
\nNow I know for a fact that you, Rod, check your art photos and tasteful imagery online …<\/p>\n
[ROD:]
\nThat’s correct!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nAnd Brian, you buy things on Pornhub.com …<\/p>\n
[BRIAN:]
\nSure!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nAnd Gary, you keep selling your collectible Playboys on eBay …<\/p>\n
[GARY:]
\nYes I do!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nAnd Princeton, you sent me that candid online birthday card …<\/p>\n
[PRINCETON:]
\nTrue!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nOh, but Kate
\nWhat you think he do… after? Hmm?<\/p>\n
[PRINCETON:]
\nYeah<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nEwww!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nGross!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nThe internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI hate scams<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nThat moonshot just lost the lot …<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI hate you men!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\n… to scams, scams, scams!
\n(Harmonizing) Scams, scams, scams, scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI’m leaving!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nScams, scams, scams, scams
\nScams, scams, scams, scams<\/p>\n
[KATE:]
\nI hate the Internet!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]
\nScams, scams, scams, scams<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nThe Internet is for<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND SOME:]
\nThe Internet is for<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN AND ALL:]
\nThe Internet is for scams!<\/p>\n
[BITCOIN:]
\nYeah!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n